"And in the red corner, weighing in at- dear Celestia, can that be right? The card says eleven billion pounds!"
"Well, Charlie, Applejack is what we call, in the business, an Earth Pony. The defining attribute of an Earth Pony is that they're typically composed of dark matter."
"Well, damn. Applejack, everypony!"
*crowd cheers louder*
Never doubt the underdogs, people, especially when it happen to be Rainbow Dash.
From Ponyville, Equestria
"Show em what you got, Mac Baby!" -Doc Louis
This a wonderful picture, but criminy, do they look strange in boxing poses with gloves on.
Silly quadrupeds think they're people!
"Y'all gotta fly a lot faster than that."
"Ya ain't too fast for me and my trees now, are ya? Heh. Are ya?"
"Girl, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'."
"Y'all just got dominated, Rainbow Dash."
"What in Sam Hill were you thinkin', string-dash?"
"Shoot girl, you all slow as molasses."
"Dominated, little feller."
"Just a dead little jackrabbit."
"Quick as a hiccup, ain't'cha? Huh. Not quick enough."
"Not fast enough; not by a damn sight."